but i gotta know what's your fantasy
What if all women were bigger and stronger than you? And thought they were smarter? What if women were the ones who started wars? What if too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos and no K-Y Jelly? What if the state trooper who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike was a woman and carried a gun? What if the ability to menstruate was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs? What if your attractiveness to women depended on the size of your penis? What if every time women saw you they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands? What if women were always making jokes about how ugly penises are and how bad sperm tastes? What if you had to explain what’s wrong with your car to big sweaty women with greasy hands who stared at your crotch in a garage where you are surrounded by posters of naked men with hard-ons? What if men’s magazines featured cover photos of 14-year-old boys with socks tucked into the front of their jeans and articles like: “How to tell if your wife is unfaithful” or “What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate” or “The truth about impotence”? What if the doctor who examined your prostate was a woman and called you “Honey”? What if you had to inhale your boss’ stale cigar breath as she insisted that sleeping with her was part of the job? What if you couldn’t get away because the company dress code required you wear shoes designed to keep you from running? And what if after all that women still wanted you to love them?
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl (via kabukigurl)

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buzzfeed:

Bolt crossing the finish line.

buzzfeed:

Bolt crossing the finish line.

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It takes Rob 3 seconds to fall asleep

It takes Rob 3 seconds to fall asleep

THE OMEN

THE OMEN


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badcgijosh:

dustedsunshine:

Because of course, in America, white people can’t be terrorists! Don’t be crazy, that shit never happens!

Like how fucking quick would CNN or any news outlet be to at the very least wildly speculate about every known gunman’s gang affiliations if they weren’t straight up calling this a terrorist attack if they were anything other than white
God this is such horseshit

badcgijosh:

dustedsunshine:

Because of course, in America, white people can’t be terrorists! Don’t be crazy, that shit never happens!

Like how fucking quick would CNN or any news outlet be to at the very least wildly speculate about every known gunman’s gang affiliations if they weren’t straight up calling this a terrorist attack if they were anything other than white

God this is such horseshit

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ghostbambino:

allyyallyallyy:

hI

how can you say you don’t look like Azealia Banks, you’re like her little sister 

I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE 

ghostbambino:

allyyallyallyy:

hI

how can you say you don’t look like Azealia Banks, you’re like her little sister 

I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE 

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I want Angelina Jolie to touch me 


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I enjoy the pain of not sleeping, I enjoy the pain of being lonely, I enjoy physical pain. I enjoy being a little bit crazy, I enjoy the fact that no one knows how crazy I am. I enjoy having weird thoughts, I enjoy the idea of harming myself, I enjoy the idea that I’ve harmed myself, I enjoy the scars I have. 


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